So we had this brilliant idea that lots of people would come to our Spring Training meet-up and those people would swarm to our swag. In fact, we were so confident in our ability to draw all these flies to our honey that we ordered a bunch of t-shirts in bulk.
Because the turnout was slightly smaller than we anticipated, we were left with a need to liquidate some inventory. Basically, I’m tired of tripping over this big box in my office. So, our loss is your gain.
— Danny Rockett (@SonRanto) March 19, 2017
Wait, does that make us sound unpopular? Should I maybe change the wording to make it sound more like the turnout was crazy and we fortunately still have a couple shirts left, so we’re doing this sale in honor of Opening Day? Yeah, I think that sounds better.
Either way, we’re giving you the opportunity to buy a shirt or three from us at a nice discount over the usual price. Men’s sizes from M – XXL are available (shirts wear small, so order one up from usual size) and availability is limited in XXL but we still have a few.
You already know that Theo Epstein is the world’s greatest leader, now it’s time to spread the word.